I am dating Lin Rice.
In your face.
Sincerely,
Me
writing for my pennies, instead

I am overly proud of how pretty this pie turned out, and I have been (very evilly) showing it off all day to people who can't have any. I'm a cruel person.
But yay! My first latticed-topped pie! That I will take on my first visit to the Teter farm!
Dear disappointments and neuroses,
Please don't show up anywhere near me today. Thanks.
-Me